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qr-closet:

quilted texture tutorial

sovietsofficial:

coxinyoface:

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

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vacation juice

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

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deepspacepirate:

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

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emeraldlingerie:

2019 is about doing everything you find scary so that the universe can stop giving you repetitive lessons and elevate you to another level. Rebirth is in the air.

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acnlvevo:
“WE GOT A DATE BOIS
”

acnlvevo:

WE GOT A DATE BOIS

briesidonielarson:

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

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janeykara:

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

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niuniente:

tsuki-chibi:

virginiaisforhaters:

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

Wow men are sad.

Men pretty much accusing women of the things THEY would do in the same position.

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The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

synthetic-blanket-hairs:

biff-donderglutes:

noseforahtwo:

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

I’m Whip the Mustard.

There are tears in my eyes

you: I want a car that drives itself using artificial intelligence!

me, an intellectual: Whole Chicken Cookies

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hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

meet-cutes are great and all but honestly no first interaction setup will ever have the power of that scene in princess mononoke where san pins ashitaka down with a blade to his neck and screams “i’ll cut your throat! that’ll shut you up!” and he justs looks up into her eyes in dazed awe and murmurs “you’re beautiful”

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every writer wants the mind hayao miyazaki has

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damnjongup:

me as a parent

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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probertson:
“ghostbusters
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probertson:

ghostbusters